May 2012
28 posts
turntechtimehead:
b100veins replied to your post: D —> Pardon my intrusion / D —> Wait, no / D —> 100k, are you ok
D —> I already e%hausted my supply of robots / D —> So nothing / D —> The resident what
no big just some dude chasing after me with a shotgun
D —> Oh
D —> Are you alright
D —> Do you require aid
turntechtimehead:
…
ill be back later
— turntechTimehead [TT] changed their mood to OFFLINE —
D —> Uh
D —> Oops
turntechtimehead:
i feel like theres
someone
im forgetting about
oh well
D —> Probably a couple someones
D —> Do you remember Slick
D —> Or Vantas
turntechtimehead:
doesnt matter
wanna hang out
D —> Yes, ok
D —> I was under the impression you didn’t know who I was
D —> And are you still capable of doing that, being dead
D —> Where are you
turntechtimehead:
yeah it was a joke
the game is about zombies
kinda relevant if youre me right now
D —> I see
D —> I suppose I can try it, but it sounds f001ish
turntechtimehead:
have you ever actually PLAYED resident evil equius
if not then i definitely have to show you
i dont know what the cure is
more cowbell??
D —> I fail to see how a hoofbeast bell would be of any assistance in this matter
D —> So I’m going to assume that’s one of your perple%ing jokes
D —> But no, I haven’t, I’m not...
turntechtimehead:
hell if i know
at least my limbs aren’t falling off and my flesh seems to be in tact
D —> I guess that’s a good thing, then
D —> Is that a thing you e%pect to happen
D —> More importantly, is there some manner of cure
turntechtimehead:
i mean im a fucking zombie
D —> What
D —> How’d that happen
turntechtimehead:
well figure it out dont worry
yeah uh i guess im as well as im gonna get
D —> I suppose
D —> What do you mean
turntechtimehead:
we can still be friends
you seem like a pretty cool dude
D —> It’s a little comple% if you don’t remember
D —> But I appreciate the sentiment
D —> Are you well
turntechtimehead:
am i supposed to know who you are
the road to recovery might begin with you
i dunno
introducing yourself??
D —> Oh
D —> You a%ually don’t remember, if you are the correct Dave at all
D —> I see
D —> My name is Equius
D —> We were friends
turntechtimehead:
yes
howd you know
i created this account solely to mess with YOU
D —> That wasn’t what I was implying, don’t take my words out of conte%t
D —> I was briefly suspicious that you were feigning amnesia for your own amusement
D —> A brand of humor reserved for wrigglers and lowb100ds
D —> But I’ve already concluded that...
turntechtimehead:
who is this other douchebag
ill fight him
there can only be one turntechtimehead
D —> Dead
D —> That is my assumption, at least
D —> Unless
D —> Are you trying to “mess” with me
turntechtimehead:
you sure you dont want to investigate this mystery
get down dirty and deep
D —> Not especially
D —> You just have the same blog name, that’s all
D —> Most likely a coincidence and therefore not worth e%pending effort towards
D —> But you are very like him
D —> Thus the title of alternate, I suppose
turntechtimehead:
the same dave as what??
im not exactly the one and only theres lots of timey wimey freaky clones
is the dave youre talking about dead
D —> I suppose he must be
D —> But I thought
D —> Never mind, then
D —> Hi
turntechtimehead:
b100veins started following you
oneiither2iide started following you
o8sessive started following you
more fangirls
kind of i guess
hey the name is dave strider
D —> I don’t think that word would apply to me
D —> Either of them a%ually
D —> But that’s irrelevant
D —> Are you the same Dave, or just distressingly similar
8r8kdown:
Feels like it has!
I’m alright, I guess. 50/50, may8e? I mean nothing significantly 8ad has happened or anything of the like. I think perhaps it’s just 8oredom.
D —> I guess it does
D —> Your point is moot, you are always bored
D —> I take it there have been no signs of the others
8r8kdown:
Ouch, harsh. Is that any way to greet an old friend???????? I think not!
All sarcasm aside, hello, Equius.
How have you 8een? Long time no talk - sorry a8out that. My fault, of course.
D —> It hasn’t a%ually been that long, but ok
D —> I’m fine
D —> How are you
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8r8kdown:
Well, this is surprising!
You know, honestly, I figured you would have forgotten aaaaaaaall a8out me, Equius. I’m touched. (Note that I’m implying you missed me as I type all of this 8ecause come on, let’s face it, you did.)
D —> Are you attempting to e%ercise facetiousness
D —> That’s what this is, isn’t it
D —> That sort of humor is...
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8r8kdown:
I don’t even know why I’m using this thing right now, it’s so dum8????????
Oh well.
Hey, guys.
D —> I didn’t realize you’d returned as well
D —> Hello, Vriska
o8sessive:
b100veins started following you
Oh.
You.
D —> Oh
D —> Hello, Vriska
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greathomestuckrpers started following you
(( fcuk i m cry ))
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dstrider:
ok snoop d o g g
drop some phat rhymes
prove your swag
D —> I believe I’ve already complied with that command
D —> Your alternate was e%ceptionally skilled in the noble art of slam poetry
dstrider:
yeah right
d
d
what could d stand for
how about dogg
snoop dogg
D —> No
D —> I already e%plained what it stood for
D —> In addition, you will not trick me again
D —> Neither will your alternates
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threeprongedattack:
b100veins started following you
Greetings, blueblood.
D —> Oh my god
D —> Your Imperiousness
D —> Hrkk
D —> I am not worthy
dstrider:
yo
why are you typing like a tool
what does the d stand for
D —> I am not
D —> My bow and arrow are highly dignified symbols
D —> Archery is held in high regard by the most a100f of classes and is considered one of the most e%ceptional crafts
D —> How many times must I e%plain this
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dstrider started following you
D —> You remind me of someone
D —> Hi
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(( remember when this account was on hiatus
SURPRISE I’M BACK because what i need is five blogs ))
April 2012
4 posts
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karkatsulkingalonewithchocolate:
((;A; I’m maaaaaanly. …Wow, thanks for telling me, tumblr you douche. =n= Hehe, it’s alright xD I should prolly get off soon, it’s midnight and I kinda… can’t be ic when it gets too late. Bad things happen to good rps. Oh my God xD I can’t even handle 2, a friend of mine has 10, I dunno how he does it D:
Heehee~ Aww, thank you >//< B’ahh, D: He’s...
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(( okay! since I’m not really on this account very much (it’s supposed to be hiatused but I am bad at those), I thought I may as well put down a list of places that I do log in. In order of activity, I can be reached at:
fishydreams (non-Sgrub Feferi, my most active by far)
abscondingskylark (non-Sgrub Tavros)
nihilisticprince (post-Sgrub Eridan)
sanguinemutagenics (non-Sgrub...
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karkatsulkingalonewithchocolate:
b100veins replied to your post: who do you want to interact with?
(( i’ve mostly got this account on hiatus, but all you have to do is hit me up, i’d be glad to rp with you ;v; that goes for abscondingskylark too since he’s also me ))
(Aw, I’m sorry ;n; Is there any particular reason why? I will, though! :3...
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(( I’m sure everyone’s noticed I haven’t been on this account very much! It’s hard to make Equius a social creature while still staying IC, and I’ve had a hard time playing him since all of his (admittedly few) friends aren’t really around. So! I’m going to just go ahead and officially hiatus this account.
My personal is fractiousdebutante, and my most...
March 2012
16 posts
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pawfulpuns-deactivated20120409 asked: :33 < *clings to the ceiling with her claws and waits for you to walk under*
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mageofmiindhoney:
no need two apologiize iim 2ure you were bu2y beiing 2weaty and creepy around a bunch of robot2 or whatever iit ii2 you do.
ii never took the tiime two pay attentiion.
D —> That’s an e%ceptionally rude way of e%plaining it
D —> But yes, I was busy
D —> I had robots to program and it is an e%ceedingly delicate art, which consumes a...
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titaniumtwin started following you
uhrufio started following you
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D —> Hello
D —> I apologize for the belatedness of this greeting
D —> I was otherwise occupied
D —> It also seems e%cessive to greet you each individually, for which I do not apologize
D —> I’m just...
b100veins started following you
kindaaadrunk:
eyyyyy
omg u look strong as fuq
should i be scared lmao
D —> You are correct, I am very STRONG
D —> But no
D —> It’s fine
D —> Hi
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karkatsulkingalonewithchocolate:
WHAT’S THE POINT IN HAVING A KINK IF YOU’RE JUST GOING TO BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF IT? BE PROUD THAT YOU ARE A FREAK, SING THAT SHIT FROM THE ROOFTOPS. HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT, GOD.
D —> That seems e%traordinarily f001ish
D —> But ok
D —> 100k I don’t want to talk about this anymore
D —> Also I suppose it would...
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jonathanegbert:
well, i think a society based on blood culture is kind of silly in itself. i mean, who even decided whatever color would be highest? i sure as hell don’t really care what color you bleed when you get cut.
then again i double take if it is something other than red but only because i am human.
but i will be honest, the social structure for humans is pretty stupid.
it’s not...
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jonathanegbert:
hmm, i don’t know about blue being superior. every color has its merits if you ask me. but yeah, it is a little bit difficult for humans to have a hemospectrum, considering our blood is all one color.
you are lucky about the colorblind thing though. so i assume blue is really high on that rainbow blood latter of bizarre social reform.
D —> Yes, it is
D —>...
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karkatsulkingalonewithchocolate:
b100veins started following you
HEY. HOW ARE THE FUCKED UP FETISHES GOING?
D —> Hello
D —> And
D —> 100k can that not be addressed
D —> I would appreciate it
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jonathanegbert:
the blue human? yeah, blue is my favorite color. if that’s what you mean.
do you not like other text colors or something? or maybe it is a colorblind thing.
can trolls even be colorblind? you guys have rainbow blood or whatever, that would kind of make stuff inconvenient, but i guess it is still possible.
D —> It isn’t so much a matter of disliking them as...
sickclings:
b100veins started following you
hey there sorry you caught me in the midist of anon chaos. but names still dave strider even if i do have boobs. whats your name
D —> I’m Equius
D —> I know one of your alternates
D —> But I believe he is significantly older
D —> And also male, but primarily older
D —> Are you a human grub...
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hornsallupandhonkin started following you
D —> Greetings, highb100d
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jonathanegbert:
hey! how’s it going dude?
uhh…it’s equius right?
i’m john!
unless you already knew that, in which case i admire your mental prowess. or perhaps just the fact you have already met a john.
D —> Yes, that’s correct
D —> You’re the b100 human, right
D —> The one with the non-offensive te%t color
D —> I haven’t spoken to...
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jonathanegbert started following you
D —> Hello
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tinyhoovequius started following you
D —> Hi
D —> And hello to both versions of myself as well
vvriska:
killershy:
vvriska:
……..
Okay so I glitched out the game may8e a little.
My hoof8east kept floating and then it stopped floating and there was like 5 minutes going down a mountain. ::::|
And it kept trying to load the last autosave.
8ut that was the last autosave.
…
I’m not.
Going all the way 8ack to where I was last manual save.
Ugh.
No.
Yes.
Do it. Maybe you’ll get...
silentcaves:
D—> This is the most e%cellent of so100tions
D—> If I do say so myself
D—> Saluta%ons, I must admit I was quite e%cited for the meeting
D —> Yes, I suppose I was too
D —> I’ve spent so much time in the company of peasantb100ds and ruffians lately that I was concerned I’d forgotten what polite conversation was like
D —> It is...
silentcaves:
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February 2012
69 posts
raiseyourglassifyouarerong:
oh srry abuot taht i dindt maen to uset you in anywyay
and i catn break any robots
i promisd my freind id nevr hurt a robot
ever
D —> You didn’t “upset” me
D —> I’m abso100tely fine
D —> Why can’t you hurt a robot
D —> Unless they are possessed by a ghostsprite which is highly unlikely
D...
