turntechtimehead:

b100veins replied to your post: D —> Pardon my intrusion / D —> Wait, no / D —> 100k, are you ok

D —> I already e%hausted my supply of robots / D —> So nothing / D —> The resident what

no big just some dude chasing after me with a shotgun

D —> Oh

D —> Are you alright

D —> Do you require aid

turntechtimehead:

…

ill be back later

— turntechTimehead [TT] changed their mood to OFFLINE —

D —> Uh

D —> Oops

turntechtimehead:

i feel like theres

someone

im forgetting about

oh well

D —> Probably a couple someones

D —> Do you remember Slick

D —> Or Vantas

turntechtimehead:

doesnt matter

wanna hang out

D —> Yes, ok

D —> I was under the impression you didn’t know who I was

D —> And are you still capable of doing that, being dead

D —> Where are you 

turntechtimehead:

yeah it was a joke

the game is about zombies

kinda relevant if youre me right now

D —> I see

D —> I suppose I can try it, but it sounds f001ish

turntechtimehead:

have you ever actually PLAYED resident evil equius

if not then i definitely have to show you

i dont know what the cure is

more cowbell??

D —> I fail to see how a hoofbeast bell would be of any assistance in this matter

D —> So I’m going to assume that’s one of your perple%ing jokes

D —> But no, I haven’t, I’m not interested in games unless they involve high stakes and intelle%ual e%ercise

D —> What is it about

turntechtimehead:

hell if i know

at least my limbs aren’t falling off and my flesh seems to be in tact

D —> I guess that’s a good thing, then

D —> Is that a thing you e%pect to happen  

D —> More importantly, is there some manner of cure

turntechtimehead:

i mean im a fucking zombie

D —> What

D —> How’d that happen

turntechtimehead:

well figure it out dont worry

yeah uh i guess im as well as im gonna get

D —> I suppose

D —> What do you mean

turntechtimehead:

we can still be friends

you seem like a pretty cool dude

D —> It’s a little comple% if you don’t remember

D —> But I appreciate the sentiment

D —> Are you well

turntechtimehead:

am i supposed to know who you are

the road to recovery might begin with you

i dunno

introducing yourself??

D —> Oh

D —> You a%ually don’t remember, if you are the correct Dave at all

D —> I see

D —> My name is Equius

D —> We were friends 

turntechtimehead:

yes

howd you know

i created this account solely to mess with YOU

D —> That wasn’t what I was implying, don’t take my words out of conte%t

D —> I was briefly suspicious that you were feigning amnesia for your own amusement

D —> A brand of humor reserved for wrigglers and lowb100ds

D —> But I’ve already concluded that you aren’t, so disregard it

turntechtimehead:

who is this other douchebag

ill fight him

there can only be one turntechtimehead

D —> Dead

D —> That is my assumption, at least

D —> Unless

D —> Are you trying to “mess” with me

turntechtimehead:

you sure you dont want to investigate this mystery

get down dirty and deep

D —> Not especially 

D —> You just have the same blog name, that’s all

D —> Most likely a coincidence and therefore not worth e%pending effort towards 

D —> But you are very like him

D —> Thus the title of alternate, I suppose

turntechtimehead:

the same dave as what??

im not exactly the one and only theres lots of timey wimey freaky clones

is the dave youre talking about dead

D —> I suppose he must be

D —> But I thought

D —> Never mind, then

D —> Hi